Two Turkeys Talking
Travis and Tilly Turkey thought it quite unfair
As they went pecking seeds from a cold flower bed
'It's that time of year again,' both the turkeys said.
'Why choose me?' said Tilly. 'Or me?' Travis turkey clucked
'There are so many turkeys here but none of them are friends
Anyway, we're far too young, this cannot be the end.'
They knew they had been chosen but couldn't tell you why
As they fanned their feathers at some irritating flies
Maybe, they thought, it was because they were the largest size.
Tilly thought of asking the head turkey of their gang
Famous in the farmyard, Wise Gobbler was his name
'I know he's grown old and deaf, which really is a shame.
Still I think its worth it, he might tell us what to do.
He has told us many tales how he kept clear of the knife
So far as I recall, at least nine times throughout his life.'
But the thin old bony turkey was looking frail and sleepy
And even worse than that, he said his memory had faded.
'Sorry I can't help,' he clucked, 'but I'm feeling rather jaded.'
Tilly felt uncertain as she and Travis waited
Watching all the hens and toms gather round the farmer.
Travis looked at Tilly, 'I'll be so sad if they harm her.'
'It is a firm tradition, and has been every year,'
The farmer scattered food as they overheard his wife
'A Christmas turkey,' she insisted 'is a part of life.'
The two worried turkeys scratched their toes along the ground
Tilly 's neck skin wobbled and with a weary sigh
'That sounds so bad,' she said and clucked a piercing cry
Bright lights shone and glowed around the Christmas tree,
With gifts wrapped up in boxes strewn all across the ground
The two friends looked up sadly, as no stars had gathered round.
Travis yelped ' there must be a way to save us from the chop,
We have to find a juicy dish, so good that it entices
Something so delicious instead of turkey slices.'
'A good piece of meat might do it,' Tilly thought out loud
But Travis disagreed 'I'm not sure that would happen
It would just be another boring dish sitting in the oven.'
Tilly had a good idea about about a bowl inside the kitchen.
'Have you ever tasted a sweet charred cauliflower
Cooked and soaked in honey and roasted for half an hour?'
'Children will need more than that,' said Travis turkey, sadly
Turning his head from side to side. 'We have to find a tactic
Or hope that someone brings a dash of good old Christmas magic.’
This amazing tale would be told to future flocks of turkeys:
'Children from the farm came by and they stood beside us
Shouting 'save our turkeys' and clapping to the chorus.'
Snow fell on the farmyard but the night would not be silent
The children stayed together and sang til dawn arrived
Chanting carols through the night so two turkeys would survive.
The farmer and his wife were very deeply moved
By the children singing, so that morning they relented
Turkeys being roasted, had this time been prevented.
Snow lay crisp, the day was quiet, the grey sky turned bright blue
The Christmas meal had sausages, crispy spuds and sweetcorn
While the two turkeys clucked all day as if they had been reborn
And as the years pass by the story is forever told
To every generation at the farmer's Christmas table
And the tale of two turkeys talking has turned into a fable.